Hola! It's me, Schmafoodle again. I just want to say today went smoothly (after I figured out the Mars chocolate factory wasn't really working for Mars). I read a new novel today, what was it, Twilight? It was very romantic and heartwarming, but I couldn't help wondering why you humans may write about things no one really believes in. I tried asking the lady at the lobby of a hotel, but she ignored me, and said she had work to do. I soon found myself being dragged out of the building by armed security guards, but I figured it was some sort of welcoming gesture.
I made another exciting discovery today as well! My emergency food supply from my planet was running low, so I decided I'd try your human food. When I realized what it was, I was repulsed. How can one bring himself to eat a hot dog, which to me is like betraying the animals that live in your homes. My planet is strictly vegan, so I was surprised to see how one can eat so much bologne without feeling guilty.
Schmafoodle out...
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& Zaabbbbbooooddddllleeee!!!
To Be Continued (teeheehee)
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