Don't Hire an Alien to do a Comedian's Job

Heyah, Schmafoodle here! Today was a totally super day for discovery! Firstly, I learned of a widely celebrated holiday to some humans called Halloween. Strangely, it seems as though this day (Oct. 31) is a day where children dress up as mythical beings, and go around asking for candy. I can't wait to experience this day first-handed. Just ten more days!

Second, I learned about the strange art of comedy. In a restaurant I went to, there was a man who called himself a comedian. He stood up on the stage and spoke of many (rather offensive) things he called jokes. Afterward, I started to hear these "jokes" everywhere; children on the street, adults watching tv, it seems as though everyone is a comedian. Zaboodle, of course, loves this new found knowledge. He laughs every time he hears a joke, even if it is from a child. Wanting to learn as much as I could about this human hobby, I decided to try it myself. Here is a joke I tried on Zaboodle:
Q: What did the frog say to the chicken? A: Let me catch that for you.
Needless to say, I didn't think Zaboodle could fall asleep that fast. Perhaps I'll stick to invading, not comedy. Well, it's time I be going, so,
Schmafoodle
       Signing off.